Super Admin

Super Admin

Joining date 12 Oct 2014
Full name Super Admin
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4 years ago
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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4 years ago
What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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4 years ago
What's the definition of 'Macho'? Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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4 years ago
Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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4 years ago
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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4 years ago
What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal.

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4 years ago
What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.
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4 years ago
What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'? About three inches.
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4 years ago
I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller. Apparently 'A meal for two with a hairy view' is not the way to call no. 69.
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4 years ago
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror we had six matching balls!
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4 years ago
Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
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4 years ago
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new taser!
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4 years ago
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
- John Glenn funny
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4 years ago
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu funny
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4 years ago
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
- David Letterman humour

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