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3 years ago
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods sports
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2 years ago
It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.
- Apache Indian life
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2 years ago
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney Dangerfield humour
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8 months ago
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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2 years ago
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
Yesterday, I had a problem so I called Georgie, the 11-year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again."
Georgiegrinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
“No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down:
ID10T
I used to like Georgie...the little shithead!
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2 years ago
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
- Rodney Dangerfield humour
4 years ago
A grizzly bear give birth while in their winter sleep.

4 years ago
Lord I believe your promises. I receive your provision. I walk in you blessings. I live by your grace. I accept your mercy. I long for your embrace.
- Travis J Hedrick, Th.D, MBA love
4 years ago
have dream until the dream comes true
- tanjir rashid soron dreams
4 years ago
Kim Basinger once threw her modeling portfolio off the Brooklyn Bridge.
4 years ago
Snickers is the most popular candy.
4 years ago
Whats black, white and red all over?
Half a badger
4 years ago
True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.
- Albert Einstein art
4 years ago
My fiancee divorced both her previous two husbands for being stupid.
Let's hope this is fourth time lucky.
4 years ago
It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.
- Robert Green Ingersoll education






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