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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal age
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller age
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill humour
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers politics
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it...
- W. C. Fields humour
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope humour
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath humour

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Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan money
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield humour
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine diet
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor marriage
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe..
- Jimmy Durante marriage
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx marriage
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates marriage
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain health






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